2019 Fantasy Football Player Profile Almanac
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The Almanac is a great big PDF with ranks and profiles and film grades and stats and snark about the 240-plus skill-position players you need to know for 2019. Order Below!
Will it make me laugh?
Only if you like things that are funny. Here are some quotes about players in last year's Almanac:
On Russell Wilson: "He's Fran Tarkenton with a bigger arm spliced onto John Elway with smaller teeth."
On Christian McCaffrey: "There were more shirtless photos of him on the Internet this summer than Stormy Daniels."
On Mike Evans: "Tampa is a powder keg. I don't mean the city of Tampa; due respect, but the city of Tampa is a giant strip mall that smells like farts."
On Philip Rivers: "Rivers fools defenses who can’t believe this lumbering doofus with 142 children is picking them apart."
On Andrew Luck: "White Shrek has retreated to the hills to speak to Donkey in a Scottish brogue and take cartoon swan dives into Jim Irsay’s pill pool."
How much is it?
$17 for a PDF that's around 240 pages long.
When will I get mine?
Order now, and you’ll get it right away. You’ll also receive two updates to the document: one in the middle of training camp, and one near the end, so you'll stay updated throughout August. Don't draft with out-of-date guides!
Did people like it last year?
Why, yes! We’ve sold more than 20,000 copies over the past few years, and folks have been very complimentary about the hard work that goes into the Almanac. Here are some testimonials:
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